I’ll take the second stone (the ownership one), buy a paddock pass to a GP, and then get into Lotus’s F1 car. Somehow I don’t think they’ll mind they’re car being destroyed less frequently than it is right now.

Swap #3 and #1 and you just about nailed it.

From the wikipedia:

This game will suck just like all the Codemasters F1 games have sucked. I can’t wait for someone who gives a shit and is less greedy to pry the contract away from the Grinch himself.

So by “more realistic handling” you mean the same handling that makes you feel like you’re a “PRO RASCAR DR1V0rL33t” rather than actually being real.

Her ass looks great in that race suit unlike Danica Patrick who looks like a 2x4

I would like to see a poll that shows whether people think the LT or the normal length F1 looks better. I am on the side that thinks the regular F1 looks way better.

As much of a joke this team is, it still went further than USF1!!!!