Fuck you, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, fuck your boss, fuck that wonky eye of yours, fuck your slewfoot daddy who cursed you with his face, fuck Ben Carson, fuck Mike Pence and Mother, fuck alla yall.

I just LOVE watching videos that are posted to Instagram! I get to see the video in a pre-determined, small size with a ton of white wasted space around the page. I get to hear the audio at full volume with no choice but to revel in all the potentially ear-bleeding glory. I don’t get bothered by a progress bar /…

How hard were you when you wrote this article Bryan? You must be creaming your pants right now because it helps you justify that you didn’t get rich from crypto and are just a broke ass journalist writing for a biased website.

If your only professional qualification is that you can drive a car, you really shouldn’t be surprised when you’re easily replaced.

“The question should be, ‘Why does the mathematical analysis disagree with the empirical evidence?’

Screw United. I hope this incident makes this man very rich.