Does anyone else read their old textbooks? I have so many of them here that I refuse to get rid of because I was forced to pay so much for them! Some of these books I don’t think I’ve ever opened. Is there some kind of racket going on where profs are bribed by publishers to add books to their required texts? I know…

Between this and the weirdly glowing article about the kid who loves weed, I’m forced to wonder what the fuck is happening over at the AV Club offices today.

<b>I Have a Mouth, and Must Scream (for Ice Cream)</b>

Well you have to go through a Blue Period, then a Rose Period before getting into cubism.

Not like you!

There’s already been a definitive portrayal of Picasso. I hope he takes inspiration.

Antonio Banderas has never been called an asshole.

Nah, we won’t be doing that.

I can’t wait for Jared Leto’s terrifying, mincing, Joker to return and menance someone while wearing a fuzzy top hat and playing with fidget spinners as “Good Vibrations” blasts over the soundtrack.

Oh Hell, what’s with the networks’ race to the bottom to normalize white supremacy? Is their long-term strategy to ride the wave into irrelevance, or are the betting that future audiences will be only white people?

Oh, go FUCK yourself.

Of the many fascinating, new things I am experiencing under Trump is how time feels like it’s moving simultaneously too fast and achingly, cruelly slow. Like all all of human history has somehow been compressed into an episode of Real Housewives.

“if someone was going to have to die to fight off the ice zombie invasion... wouldn’t it be the most dramatically satisfying for it to be Cersei Lannister?”

Jon and Dany share a buttload of DNA.

You know what they say. If there’s a weak genetic connection, you can’t avoid copulation.

Climb each other, Giants open the gates, Giants throw wights with ropes over the wall. etc.

You want the best ratings of all time, you petty, pathetic orange cyst with teeth & hair? Go on national news & fucking resign. I’ll watch that.

The way the show’s been operating lately, they can bring it up 90 seconds before he actually stabs Dany with it.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

He’s a zombie dragon. Who gives a shit about the logic of him being able to breathe fire?