You have no desire to see the geeks that AMC is making this talk show for?

The last line doesn’t give that away?

She IS the battery... Thumbs up for any Matrix reference!

Good thing the machines haven’t figured this out yet.

Mortimer, we’re back!

Here is Vontaze Burfict intentionally trying to break/injure Cam Newton’s ankle, after the whistle while on the ground. This guy deserves none of your explanations:

You might have to try her a few times, since she muted the ringer and left it on vibrate.

Yeah, it’s one of those terms where people are looking for signs of a trope because they learned a new concept and want to sound like they know shit.

What kills me is that no one complaining about her preternatural Force ability has been wondering if maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with her super secret past that the movie keeps bringing up. Like, guys...it freaks out the other characters in the movie, too.

This is the first of a series. There is a story to be told. And it will be.

Anyone else, upon reading the headline, wish his name was Buttle...err....Tuttle?

I know this is a problem that’s mostly on me, but don’t let me come up with excuses to stay in when it’s obvious I need to go out.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

How many defendants in the MCU Justice system do you think are claiming that they were mind controlled into doing what they did? Hell, how many people on the internet are claiming that? Without real evidence, Shield isn’t going to bother to do more than have a trainee agent copy and paste the news article into a “flag…

The wussification of Bearmerica.

A sales job where your metric is sales? Shocking.

More Mayhem More Better.

I’m convinced that people who feel protective of the Muppets, but hate this show are under 30 and have never seen the original Muppet Show.

Wait... what? My wife and I have watched all the episodes so far and think it’s freaking hilarious - as do pretty much everyone else we know who’s seen the show. Is the popular opinion that it’s bad? Why? All the celebrity cameos mixed in with modern-day humor seems to work perfectly IMO. If I had a single complaint…

The show never seemed that much of a reboot to me. It’s not like the Muppets were that canon-heavy a property to begin with.