Well the thing is Peter considers himself a loser. Everyone else thinks he’s great.

to nearly everyone it resembled a penis and testicles

I love the idea of Insin cheerfully volunteering to have a rope tied to his ankles and lowered into a well by his party to “test the depth.”

There’s a big difference in “tweets supporting ISIS” and facilitating the transfer of money and recruits to ISIS, which is what he’s going to jail for.

Sick burn bro.

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

Time Lords and Gallifrey won’t make the show better. A return to well paced stories with compelling season-long arcs will.

“Fall movies are nothing” and the only exception is Star Wars? I have an angry dude with a martini who begs to differ:

The reason Otto’s Irresistible Dance is 8th Level is because it doesn’t allow either a saving throw or magic resistance. No matter how powerful your opponent is (Draco-Lich, Demi-God, Squirrel Girl) you take them off the board for 2-5 rounds- rounds where they can’t hurt you, heal their minions, or teleport away.

Yeah, except the rule specifically excludes insects. Here’s the rule:

Like this one:

When keepin it real goes wrong...

How about a future dystopia populated with armies atop weaponized dinosaurs?

I’m fine with all of this if the creators make every decision based on a die roll.

Came here to say that. Can’t be worse than the person they have doing it now.

“We do know that the film will be written by David Leslie Johnson (The Conjuring 2, Orphan, Wrath of the Titans)“

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

Cliche anti-American comment whose creator was is not well versed in things that actually take place outside his country...

Read this thoroughly (particularly the bit on Paris) and tell me the rest of the world isn’t the comparative dump, then please shut the fuck up or leave. Fucking tired of you hipsters.