None of Augusta’s rules mentioned in this piece are in any way comparable to the worst dictatorship on the planet. If we really consider looking and behaving in a civilized manner for a couple hours to be a huge ask, that’s more an indictment of how trashy modern society has become than anything.

So in summary, Doc Brown was capable of making a quantum entanglement machine that enabled time travel, but couldn’t shave a couple seconds off a Delorean’s 0-60?

Undefeated is doomed before it started because Whitlock can’t put his own ego aside long enough to realize he should find someone else to run it. When you are eliminating 90% of the population from joining your team before you even begin the recruitment process, you’d better be prepared to obscenely overpay to get top…

The proverb “physician, heal thyself” comes to mind here for some reason.

Bless you boys.

"Can somebody get these two in a ring together already"

There was no reason they couldn't have run three plays with one timeout. Remember, they allowed the play clock to drain before their last offensive play.

Carroll seems to get too pass-happy in pressure situations. IMO, it's why they lost the national championship game to Texas. With a little over two minutes left and the ball at midfield, USC calls a 2nd-down pass. Incompletion stops the clock. At no point when USC ran the ball on consecutive downs did they not get a…

Terrible play call, and good defensive play. Not incredible. Wilson practically threw the ball right to Butler. It's not that hard to recognize a passing play when the offense gives no indication of anything else.

What Lynch does on the field goes a lot further toward making him, his team, and the league money than what he says into a microphone.

Why does she pick the middle of the 2nd most important game of the year to make this stupid video? Obviously she's been around him while he watches football. She knows how he gets. So why do this while he's watching the game in the next room?

One of those groups is something the NFL is in charge of enforcing. One of them is not. I'll leave the rest to you to figure out.

Holy crap, are you kidding me? The Seahawks were overwhelmingly picked to repeat as Super Bowl champs in the preseason. After they got over their early-season slump, they were once again pretty widely regarded as the best team in the NFL.

So if that happens, and then the defender knocks the ball out of his hands, are you willing to call that a fumble?

A great play would have been if Bryant had held onto the ball. He didn't. Good effort, not a great play. Just because it looked really cool is not a good reason to say "close enough, give it to him."

That is a terrible standard for determining rules.

It's not a terrible rule. Get over it. It's an appropriate standard for professionals. A standard which is met or exceeded over 10,000 times per season. Possess the ball, get two feet in, and do something with it. If that "something" is going to the ground, then the ball had better not bounce off the turf or it's…

Self-correcting problem IMO IYAM.

I wish they would just do away with the Thursday night games. It used to be we had all week to build up the excitement for the next slate of games. Now, there's only two empty days between the end of one week and the beginning of the next. It's turned the season into a real grind for the fans.