I think (I could be wrong) but for me, it’s more about who she chooses to surround herself with? Obviously it’s not fair to paint people with generalizations, but white people gave her family so much shit for 8 years, and it seems like her (mostly white) friends are the ones constantly outing her for doing normal…

Anyone else surprised that the Hilton’s table doesn’t look, well...nicer? I mean, they have eleventy billion dollars and their dining room looks like that?

Respect for the dead is the common measure of a civil and decent society.

There ARE degrees to this shit, you’re right...and Clinton’s alleged offenses rank among the worst. Lewinsky was bad enough, but Paula Jones and especially Juanita Broaddrick were much, much worse. And there were others.

I thought that too until I cooked my own turkey. Good lord, how wrong I was!

Turkey is only okay, but ham is the worst kind of pork. If those are the only two options, stick with the bird for tradition’s sake. But, really, maybe some roast beef or something would be nice.

For those complaining that “The Simpsons mock everyone” and therefore it’s ok here’s the thing; on the show most of those “mockings” are either one of many of that sort of character or they’re a parody of a cultural reference.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

By your own definition, Dunkin Donuts is fast food. 1) Every one I’ve ever been to has a drive through 2) Donuts are deep fried 3) If you can’t safely eat a donut (or even one of their breakfast sandwiches) in a car, I worry for you.

I think probably the OP would agree on that, but the point they were making was that this bill doesn’t affect pedigreed show dogs (since it only bans pet stores from selling dogs, and they’re not selling purebred show dogs) and so that particular criticism of it is moot. The question of whether breeding pedigreed dogs…

There are strong arguments that people shouldn’t breed dogs, period. Her standards may be high, and I understand that it would result in no longer having show dogs, but there is a massive overabundance of dogs who need homes. They will be euthanized if they don’t find those homes. I would encourage breeders to think…

Considering how white supremacy is a white people problem, white people are the only people necessary to end white supremacy. Black people shouldn’t have to fix white supremacy.

Here’s a better but still flawed analogy. She and her friend go to a bar. Her friend gets shitfaced and she stays relatively sober. Her friend says he can drive. She says okay, cool. He then says maybe I shouldn’t drive. She says, if you said you were okay to drive a second ago, you’re probably still okay now—just…

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Your family’s bullshit pipe dream is not superior by virtue of the fact they were here “earlier”. And because you were quite possibly a consequence of their good fortune, why don’t you shut the fuck up, count your blessings and call it a day. There is more than enough for everyone, asshole. This country is far from…

What’s less noticeable than kneeling? Sitting?

Yes. He was protesting respectfully, and then went out of his way to find an even more respectful way to protest. He was very classy about the whole thing. I think that’s one of the reasons so many people are confused and don’t know how to properly react, so they just go with ignorant hatred. It’s a very popular…

“It’s not that he’s protesting, it’s just the WAY he’s protesting”

I dunno, I kind of feel like we’re making a distinction between people who “deserve” it and people who don’t when absolutely everyone should be covered.

The robot car won’t ask me if I’m married, or whether I’ve ever had a Ghanian/Nigerian/Filipino/Russian boyfriend before. Or tell me it doesn’t “believe in” transpeople, like they’re fucking unicorns.