I didn’t know Georgia O’Keefe made wallets now.

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

It’s highly inspired by H.R. Giger, and most of his stuff is very dry and bio-mechanical.

First, I already said I don’t find them funny.

It is hard to make jokes about shootings, stabbings, and beatings. Women who kill are more likely to go for more passive methods and sometimes those can get pretty weird.

I disagree. The joke is just as funny as if the roles were reversed. The point isn't that a man is dead; it's that he's dead after BEING UP A CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE. You see? That's the punchline. It's an actual thing just like the old saying. That's why it's funny. It's a funny situation.

It’s one of the double standards that actually plays in women’s favor.

Sooo, she’s available?

We haven’t had mandatory seatbelts or airbags for the majority of the history of driving, either.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

“figure out how to talk to people that don’t have college degrees”?

Huh

Look, I would like to believe they’re being honest but I just can’t. I’m 95% sure that there was a ton of snark in that room when one kid showed up as a hot dog. Sure, when it started trending on Twitter, no mom wanted to look like a bitch so they made sure to post nice things, but I find it hard to believe that any…

Remember when she suggested people drink more water and people lost their shit in outrage? As if we don't all know that we should be drinking more water. Literally the most innocuous health recommendation of all time.

“Instead of saying ‘Good job’s or ‘well done’ on the cleaning, Mom just keeps asking ‘where’d the dirty clothes go?’ or ‘why aren’t there any clothes in the hamper?’ I didn’t have to clean, I cleaned because of my own generosity and Mom just wants to criticize me at every turn. Bad!"

I’m 35 and sometimes get lumped in (when they say “born in 1980 or later”) and I just don’t see it either. I think a big distinction is growing up pre-internet/ post-internet.

Uh, excuse me, but Aladdin and The King of Thieves was awesome.

DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

Why is it terrible? Do you commute more than 15 minutes a day in or around a city of more than 800k? It’s hellish mindbending exercise in loosing faith in mankind. Took 2 hours to go 40 miles on Fri solely because of a rash of fender benders, congestion, and the “I have to get 3 car lengths ahead RIGHT NOW in this…

FTFY. 90% of bad stand-up routines.

Wow, talk about jogging a memory loose. We did the same thing, with a goal of leaving the needle stuck in the skin but not deep enough to feel. I had forgotten all about that until you just posted your comment.