Same - if you use a threaded needle, you can loop thread under and around the layer of “dead” skin and give yourself fake stitches. And then pull them out slowly to make a line of gross little holes in your skin. Kids are weird!

Check out “Southland Tales” . . weird pacing, sloppy storytelling, it’s basically the second half of what should have been a six-hour miniseries. I get why it tanked and why so many people don’t like it... but the cast and directing are fantastic, and Dwayne Johnson excels as the lead. (Supposedly, Richard Kelly made…

If I was younger and cooler I would do that ASCII shrug emoji thing using Japanese letters.

Literally EVERYONE who read that headline and lead knows who Grimes is, I wanna know who the hell is “Dr. Luke”?

There are plenty of people who could answer both of these questions for you but I feel like you don’t really care to have them answered.

who put a Bic pen up your urethra.......

Hodor. I knew it.

From what I understand, the charge is needed to change the image but the image itself is static... kinda like how if you leave an etch-a-sketch alone it will show the same doodle forever.

Gotcha to click, though!

I made a poop this afternoon and when I stood up it was lying SIDEWAYS across the bottom of the toilet. Miraculous.

I mean, some religious/spiritual mindsets consider all aspects of life and existence to be a “miracle.” I’m inclined to agree, though of course this means laying a turd is just as miraculous as birthing a human.

If you grew up with “religious abuse” that you have since overcome and now speak out against openly... then I guess maybe you’re qualified to comment on how these people are reacting to their upbringing.

She & Him gender-switched the vocal parts (same with Lady Gaga + JGL, *swoon*)... this does a lot to ease the creep factor for me, make of that what you will. It’s a brilliant song, but some versions work better than others - Seth Macfarlane, for example, comes across as a creep no matter what he sings.

Majority of the country as far as square mileage, yes, but not population... a good 80% of the country lives in urban areas.

LOL @ arugula being called “artisan,” also you know that shit doesn’t just come from italy right

THAT AIN’T A PIZZA, SON

I grew up in West Texas, where pizza came from Dominoes or Pizza Hut and GOOD pizza came from Papa Johns. So douse that shit in ranch, hot sauce, whatever, it’s already mediocre at best.

Yeah, this situation was unforgivably mismanaged. Either somebody was looking for any excuse to fire this employee, or they were on the worst kind of power trip.