1. she lie.. 2. wasn't a real diamond.. 3. it isn't keying a car if you don't use a key..

"the second term being named after Robert Dick" . . . . RIIIGGHT..

nobody bothers to learn anything because we all know we could look it up at any time..

the law wouldn't tell you what to eat — it would tell vendors what they're allowed to sell you to eat, which is indeed part of the government's job..

there's a huge difference between "fucking amazing" and "actually pretty fucking amazing" . .

"A reasonable critique, if it were true, but there is no rape in Hale's book."

Here's an interesting article correlating the McRib rollouts to lows in the pork market:

i went away to school (and got my first hi-speed connection) in the late 90s, definitely came across some un-looked-for underage shit.. i was into chat rooms and pics posted by swinger circles and such, and recall you would come across yahoo groups or whatever where a bunch of dudes were posting naked shots of REALLY…

i was really obsessed with this show's theme song for a while, there're a few dozen crappy tapes out there with like a ten-minute-long cover on the b-sides..

amateur! you're supposed to push with the ball of your hand, not the tips of your fingers! that's what I did, so it hurt slightly less when I sliced the skin off the second knuckle of my thumb rather than the tip!

what does myopic mean?

HEY! that's my main man you're talkin about! as a scrawny teen would-be musician with a whiney, nasally voice, i always looked up to billy corgan as an example that damn near ANYONE can make it mainstream as a lead vocalist..

thanks, now i'm singing the last couple minutes of "freedom" in my head, except it's de la rocha going "FREEDOOOM! YEEAH FRIES!!"

"Bullshit on Parade" is fantastic, though not as good as the tags "Sleep Now in the Fries" and "Grillin' in the Flame" . . .

straight parasitin' . . . loafing around, suckling off society's teat (or umbilicus), not contributing to the world, shuffling around in their baggy jeans throwing quarters against the corner of the womb or whatever game they're playing over there.. cut the cord and get a job, freeloaders.

THANK YOU!

hold up — the #teens love Wil Wheaton?

Yeah, yeah, implicated just seemed like a slightly more appropriate word that started with "implic-" . . I get what you mean by "implicit," but that word is generally used to describe concepts, ideals, morals, etc., I've never seen it used as an adjective for anything so concrete as a human being.

the word you were thinking of is implicated, NERD

IT STINKS!!