Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

What you’re seeing is just another angle to attack Kaepernick’s protest while still avoiding discussing the *content* of his protest. WHY he’s protesting.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

This man is very, very cold, and in desperate need of a hot take. For only $0.40 a day, you can provide him with a hot take, so that he may warm himself.

No, the fucking words that have come out of your candidate’s mouth are literal incitements to violence.

“Liberals: “Conservatives are nuts, liberals would never repress anyone’s free speech.”

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

“That’s like making Dostoyevsky the guest of honor celebrating your new yurt and serving him Palomas instead of a Tolsty Tang. Bop bop. Obama’s a Nazi.” - Dennis Miller’s audition sample calling Russel Wilson’s game ending interception in SB49

Reminds me of a conversation I had in a previous life.

Goodell really just wants Dennis Miller back.

And all the Chicagoans I know (including myself) are so happy they’re not.

He’d make a fine bowler in cricket, with his propensity for bouncing balls off the turf well in front of the target.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Nobody finds them sexy. Ladies or gay dudes.