It’s pretty clear that her taste in men is “please don’t look like a real grown-up man”. Which, ew.

yeah, and he fought really hard to get elected president of the prom committee because he thought he would get to pick out everything he wanted, only to find out that it’s actually a lot of goddamn work and there are actually restrictions. Budget restrictions, teachers overriding the Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll…

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant. teacher.

Yeah, inviting her for commencement is a goddamn insult to all the work those kids did to get there.

Your degrees will be mailed to you. Choose which way you want to go.

“He’s not a morning person”

Pretty sure there’s going to be MEETINGS after this fiasco. Meetings started with “All right, what the hell were you thinking?”. Can’t wait for the Board statement that’s likely coming to address exactly that.

So tonight we can expect a Trump tweet about students at historically black universities not respecting their betters?

It should be a board member’s nightmare

They apparently even turned their backs on the administration for threatening to mail their diplomas if they kept it up, after sitting back down:

Every goddamn time I see a picture of her, I want to slap her stupid horsey smile and her sperm shaped eyebrows right off of her face.

Came here to say the exact same thing. GOOD

Great way to kill post-graduation donations from an entire class!

I’m surprised the students didn’t all just walk out when the president threatened them like that. Damn. Good for them for staying and being disruptive. DeVos certainly deserves it.

Why would they host this incompetent piece of shit? Money has to be involved. Such a slap in the face to all those grads who paid out the ass to be there.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Those kids gave me so much hope for the future in this shitfest present.

We may not have elections then. I can see “Russia is trying to mess with ALL of us” as an excuse to suspend elections in 2018.

“What do we have here, Riley?”

“Well, the deceased has 40 stab wounds in his back and many broken bones from falling down the stairs, sir.”

“That’s sick, Riley. Why would somebody kill themselves that way?”

Next week, James Comey is found dead in a Washington DC hotel room, shot in the back of the head with his hands tied behind his back. It’s ruled a suicide. Damnedest thing.