I have half-jokingly floated George Clooney’s name out there. He’s a famous white guy who’s also incredibly intelligent and knowledgeable. Clearly America doesn’t give a shit about prior governing experience.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

His life is no longer his own; he is a public servant now. His schedule will be set by the needs of the government. Everything (mostly) will be documented and recorded. Is he prepared for that? Considering that he ran for president as a project to heal a wounded ego, I sort of doubt it.

This is the next four years bro, on every form of media imaginable. It’s what happens when you elect a joke for president. Reference 2000-2008 if you want to know what it’s going to look like, and this will probably be much, much worse.

au contraire. Pick up the pace and write even more political articles. We have to keep the heat on The Donzi Scheme. Rachel Maddow reported last night on the Scheme’s campaign ties to Russia and the contact the Russians say they had that was so suspiciously not denied by the campaign. The main point was should the…

Eh, I would love to believe this, but I just don’t. He’s going to push literally everything on to his senior staff and Pence. He’ll blindly sign what they put in front of him (just as he’s happily admitted in depositions to doing with his businesses) while he wanders around from Mar a Lago and the White House groping…

But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

nah

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

His minions craved a strong dose of keeping it real followed by a chaser of telling it like it is- they didn’t realize the side effects included insanity, evil, loss of their fellow humans’ respect and death.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

Also, I never leave the house without Chapstick. I legit have 15 tubes scattered around my house at any given time. I’m sorry you don’t know the joy of having soft, protected-from-UV-rays lips, Chris Wallace.