Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

Making fun of Tim Hortons is fine but you take that tragically hip comment back. Gord Downie is our Bruce Springsteen and I will ride a moose to you house and mess you up for bad mouthing him (and then apologize).

uh, the tragically hip just finished their last tour ever because Gord Downie has fuckin’ inoperable BRAIN CANCER. which he toured with, so he could provide us with one giant national goodbye. sorry but that’s simultaneously the most bad-ass and tearjerking thing you can do, which automatically makes the Hip the…

A. I’m Canadian and I agree that this video is lame. I’m embarrassed.

The Hip are awesome, and Tim Hortons is a national treasure. BUT, in the spirit of our neighbors, I’ll politely call you a hoser and go watch some hockey.

Hey dude, this is not the time to make Hip jokes. Especially not considering we’re also responsible for Nickelback.

As a maple-sucker myself, this is really pathetic and condescending. Also, untrue!

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

Janet Jackson comes to mind. She was bigger than Lady Gaga and totally lost her career because Justin Timberlake ripped her bra off and her nipple was exposed for a split second. She was branded a trashy whore who was ruining America’s values for doing nothing but getting accidentally exposed, but Justin Timberlake,…

Elusive. They eluded the cameras and evidence. If they’d alluded to them, they’d have hinted at them, which would be a dumb criminal thing to do.

There needs to be a ground game to dismantle the cult that is called the tea party. They are allowed to be in an echochamber of misinformation and hatred, and they are dangerous. Liberals did NOTHING to quell this during Obama’s presidency. Nothing. It’s a serious matter and the soul (and therefore future) of our…

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency. It’s not going to be magically over once she wins and he loses. However impossible it might seem, their whorling will become ever louder, drowning out…

Out of everything that came out of this election cycle, the most baffling to me is the redefining of the word ‘endorse’.

‘I won’t campaign with him. I won’t support him. I won’t defend him. But I will endorse him.’ WHAT. DOES. THAT. EVEN. MEAN?