I had an acquaintence whose children wanted to name the dog. Their top contenders were

My toddler wants to name his currently-gestating baby sister after (1) himself or (2) one of his female classmates. Sorry, bud, you haven’t shown great judgment on this one...

My Mom wanted to name me Carrie Elizabeth after my grandma but my big sister kept begging to name me and my mother just wimped out and let her. So instead of that beautiful and elegant name I got named after freaking Casey Kasem. And they spelled it with a K. Our middle sister is named Clemmie though so I got off…

There’s a reason that we don’t have to worry about foreign nations threatening our borders, and a big part of it is keeping strong diplomatic relations with our neighbors and ensuring they don’t fall so far that they become desperate. Pissing off Mexico, or worse actually punishing them, would leave them susceptible…

This is why Trump is a complete failure as a diplomat.

If including scenes shot in parking garages with graffiti is plagiarism, dude’s film plagiarised Michael Jackson’s filmclip for Bad. You don’t get to throw a bunch of generic elements into your work and then get pissed when someone else uses those same elements.

Please do not be complacent about this. I live in a town littered with Trump signage, it’s my own personal Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I can see him winning, and it’s scary as hell. Yesterday the media was all “look how presidential he is” as if the previous year-plus of bad behavior never happened.

Guys like this don’t change after a prison sentence. Letting them out someday is like letting a serial killer go free. They won’t be cured of their sick desires and will do it again. Fogle has proven again and again he’s one demented fuckface. So what’s the solution if we can’t keep them away from the public for life?

I think in part some of the confusion comes from the fact that Trump isn’t claiming that Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall... he’s insisting that, no matter what this sovereign ally to the South says, he, as president of the United States with the backing of the strongest military and an incredibly influential…

yeah the TMZ screenshots are the opposite of convincing. Used a similar sans serif font? Both involved grass outside? Both had stairs and parking garages in them? are you joking?

a.k.a. DRIHZZY A.K.A. R’HAKE A.K.A. FENHAM A.K.A. AUBRYN

Honestly, cool if they’re together, cool if they’re not.

Sure, I can understand you personally being excited to find out the gender of your own baby, but is it necessary to throw a whole party surrounding that piece of information?? Is everybody you know also dying to find out?? Probably not. Maybe I can understand a small get together if you have a large family and you…

I agree with you mostly, but to answer your question about why people have parties and shit for gender reveal is because pregnancy is actually just BORING. It’s a long fucking 10 months of abstaining from “real” partying so you have to do something to pass the time. And if that something is decorating blue and pink…

I don’t blame him either and I think it was very kind of him to later unblock her.

Fuck the fuck off with that shit.

Exactly. I was listening to a CNN car commercial today, and it dawned on me why the voice felt familiar. It was Fred Savage doing a voice over because he has no work now that his tv show was cancelled. There was another commercial with John Hamm doing the voice over. If these people are doing ads, why would Matt…

Yeah, I kinda feel the same. Social media like twitter makes a lot of people feel entitled to a conversation with you. He’s an actor. It’s his job to audition and pursue roles. It’s not like he’s sitting around getting fat off of that sweet, sweet White Collar money. He’s a working actor supporting himself and a…

I’m so tired of people calling people out for blocking them on Twitter. Not everyone needs or wants to open up their app to critcism. There are plenty of other (better) forum for that.