You are terrible.

The solution there is obvious: don't stop at the hands.

One of my friends starting using that word after, like, a year of me thinking that she was just 100% awesome. She was like "GHETTO" and I was like "[screams internally]".

"And if bigotry comes out, fine. I can't think of a single person that isn't bigoted in one way or another."

This is like responding to someone saying that black people invented rock and roll by saying, "But Elvis played rock & roll so that can't be right!"

Are you an idiot?

"But GHB? Why would someone do that? What's appealing about puking and remembering nothing the next day?"

That's what I'm taking away from this because it's literally exactly what you're saying.

So you actively wish to harm innocent children.

"They" referring to the parents. That is the parents' decision and yet you're chomping at the bit to punish innocent children who have done nothing wrong.

The urban dictionary entry for "kandi kid" was written over a decade ago.

What are you talking about "not MY decision"? You're the one saying this is how it should be. Obviously it is your decision.

Oh, you'd wish? Well, that totally changes things since of course our system of justice should be based on wishes.

So if I walk up to a parked car and touch it, its owner should be able to have me arrested?

"as the child of many generations of Vaccine Researchers,"

After reading that excerpt from his op-ed, I was thinking "Wow, this guy is such a piece of shit asshole".

Obviously that is not what you were saying. That was a dramatic way of saying: why do you think this is a defence of this person? Someone who has the impulse to shove money into waiters' mouths is a terrible person, even if they manage to control those impulses most of the time.

I don't. What's the definition of "degrade"?

Is that what's keeping you from not stuffing money into waiter's mouths? Impulse control?

I consider myself to have been a pretty gross kid just for eating Vienna sausages to begin with.