These just look AAFul.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Sit back down before you get beat down.

ESPN already works for Duke basketball, so whatevs.

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

Carter Hart is winning the Jack Hughes lottery for the Red Wings and I am here for it.

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

Taco Bell will pay for it!

To be fair, with the Suns, those are the best seats in the house, because it means you don’t have to watch the Suns. 

As a Piston fan growing up in Michigan in the 80s, I just want to say I love Bill Laimbeer more than my own father.

It’s clear that Michigan will Faehn concern for the athletes but Rhonda program the way they want. 

now it is about loyalty to a fucking moron

It’s the curse of Youppi!

Fuck the Nationals forever and ever.

This is penance for stealing the Expos and it should never end.

Fucking Rick Monday.

Chicago is magically not part of the midwest for condescension-to-Midwesterners purposes, except for the very specific purpose of New Yorkers being condescending to Chicagoans.

And then you learn that you can have the same lifestyle in the Midwest that you have in your new city except that you would have cheaper housing in the Midwest. To be fair, housing prices are not a concern for Kyrie, but as someone living near D.C., I would love to go back to Cleveland. Just need one of those job…