He does live in Texas, so it’s not like he is in decent society right now.

A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

He must feel awful. I’m glad Big Ben gave him a good talk. Poor guy must feel like he was dragged into a bathroom and raped.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

“Wow he gets to spank his players? Why the hell am I not coaching soccer?”

A common characteristic of bad coaches is that they mistake bullying for leadership.

I’m glad they took this photo the second Seth Jones found out he was going to Columbus.

Don’t show Willy your whole stash!

Don’t forget to pick up a handful of various pills that make you feel up for the game that are available in your clubhouse and from the trainers.

John Kasich: [takes credit for creating job]

Nah, that's Brian Williams in Super Bowl I.

A group of investors and I are going to build a strip center with public money. We will receive 100% of the compensation from rent, and portions of gross receipts from our tenants. In exchange, the public will benefit from all of those sweet sweet jobs I’m going to create! There’s even going to be a Crate & Barrel!

I love this so much.

This may be the saddest thing that exists in North American professional sports.

US soccer clarified that the guidelines don’t apply to German born children of US citizens, so the guideline change is unlikely to effect the future of the USMNT.

If anyone knows how to strike it’s Flint, MI.

The problem here is if you suspended every blundering Big Ten crew you’d need volunteers from the crowds to officiate.

The NFL has a large group of ex-cops/FBI type dudes that their only job is to get all the info from the cops and basically try to get them to bury it and promise to take care of things “in house”. These dudes did a good job until internet, camera phones etc started making their jobs a lot harder and the…

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

If we can’t trust the sincerity of jingoistic pablum, what *can* we trust?