I think we found our jump-scare for the next Five Nights at Freddy’s sequel.

I ask with 100% sincerity: what is the gender of that . . . human? . . . to the right in the photo?

Is....is that a woman on the right? It looks like the love child resulting from Carrot Top fucking a raspberry.

I dunno...maybe Carrot Top has family there?

I like to know how long it took him to figure out how to spell that correctly. I guess he didn’t wanna be the person who writes something clever on the inside of a fogged up car window but can’t understand why nobody’s reacting to it.

Yeah, those sites probably went with the right headlines.

As a military spouse, the only part I disagree with is the flippant comment about how he wasn’t anywhere dangerous while deployed. True, but time away from family is still time away. Yes, it is part of the job. No, no one who isn’t in the situation really cares. But in the Air Force, Korea deployments are a minimum of…

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

Preach it. Our troops are amazing — using them as corporate promotional props is not a fitting way to honor them.

Well, I mean, it’s blatant advertising for the Muppet television show that starts in the fall. But can you blame Gawker? They have to bring home the bacon somehow?

Well sure, but once Barry Sanders ended his rookie holdout you weren’t going to get much playing time anyway.

I should hope so, they pretty much built a system that robs men of their money.

But, maybe there’s no money to be made in competing with grindr?

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Also a great How Did This Get made episode

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

No internet sarcasm here, thank you. Very interesting.