Ain’t no party like a DPRK submarine party because DPRK submarine parties don’t stop.

Chuck Hughes.

For my generation it was the “why pay more store”. And I always describe it as like a Walmart only 10x nicer, 90% less evil and penny pony rides.

Why the fuck is Barry Sanders doing radio ads for a Mens Rights divorce firm???

Three cowboys out on the range. One is from Kentucky, one from Ohio, one from Michigan.

Kroger = Cincinnati

Bitch and moan all you want about Michigan and Detroit, we don’t care.

Tanks need infantry support. Period. Without infantry support any tank is a sitting duck. Especially when they’re as dumb as this crew. They had to know that big ass hill would allow even light ATGMs to punch through the weakest parts of the tank. There’s no excuse for them to not be in a hull-down position, with a…

Cincinnati’s greatest contribution to human society:

The more astute readers might remember this bit from last year:

As a Chargers fan, this give me comfort knowing that I should therefore expect him to deliver similar results to that of his average last three seasons:

“Neither can I.”

To be fair, God does hate Buffalo

I imagine this is what happens at every single Bills game every time. Probably even what happens when they have open practices for fans. God loves football God hates the Bills.

William McKinley got off easy.

The reader stated that the Iowans became so heated that the lobby became filled up with popcorn.

Can’t Star this enough. Great advice.

Benevolent dictatorship sounds about right. I would also say that when your friends tell you that you should be the commissioner, you should believe them.

2) There are some mid-season rule changes that aren’t inappropriate. If you have a hole in your rules, and it can be changed immediately without giving any particular owners advantages or disadvantages for the rest of the season, there’s no harm in making it. I’d explain a couple of my examples, but it would be WAY…

+1 before I even read your second point. I’m a 10ish year commissioning veteran, and I couldn’t possibly agree more with your first point. Fantasy football by democracy is a surefire way to endless and pointless arguments, and also leads to way less dynamic of a league, because it’s inevitable that less will change…