You're wrong and you're probably a terrible driver. The left lane is for passing. If the person behind you is going faster then you, then you should move over to the right and let them pass. If you are generally passing cars, but still going slower than the people behind you, then you are not keeping up with the…

Argh....for $400 a pop, couldn't they have hung the back drop straight?

You must not watch many Penguins' games...

Looks like the Kings snatched victory out of the defeat of Jaws.

Clearly it was just not the Sharks' week.

The people of Columbus just found out last week they had a hockey team, they can't be that upset over a loss.

One ding of the bell: We talk like we are German.
Two dings?: We are still German.
Three dings?: Draaacula!
Four dings?: Italian Bill Clinton. "Wassacominago!"
Five dings?: Room service! *Ring*

The interviewer asks Griffin if he really thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old,

There is nothing cooler than a drunk guy wearing another man's jersey while yelling at millionaires who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Jesus. Awful lot of anti-labor numbnuts in the comments here.

Tony Romo is destined to be the most under appreciated player in modern NFL history. 10 years from now, when the Cowboys are going 3-13 a year as a decrepit Jerry Jones clings to life, people will maybe appreciate that an outstanding quarterback kept this mess of a franchise from becoming the Oakland Raiders.

"I agree. This is a bullshit narrative."
-David Carradine

So much for the Meet and Greet with Al Davis.

Jeez, I can't remember the last time someone fired so many shots at EMU players.

Perhaps the machines can still be beaten...with love.

Hockey Jerseys, Making chubby girls look deceivingly skinny since 1969

A Schiano Man would leak which kids' parents are separated.

I think I speak for most of baseball when I say that the Yankees and ARod absolutely, positively, without question deserve each other.

This reminds me of the way Jon Stewart breaks down 24-hour news networks - they create a meme at the start of the day and then continually reinforce that meme throughout the day until by the end of the day everyone thinks it's actually a news event.