Apparently a last chance to air out the crazy before the binding vows.
I got the Jackie Kennedy reference from the first second I saw a pic of her outfit on Twitter. (I’m not saying she disagrees with her husband, I’m just saying she only seems to plagiarize from Democratic women for some reason hmmm...) She looks great, because that’s the entire point of her existence, she’s a human…
To all the idiots in swing states who voted for a third party candidate out of “protest,” FUCK YOU.
Exactly! Trump’s an idiot, but calling him a “racist” every time he opens his foolish mouth is kind of like calling Walmart workers “slaves.” It winds up devaluing the impact of racism.
The New York Transit System is a dark underworld full of rodents, unnameable slimy substances, and — maybe worst of…
Just because this is Jezebel doesn’t mean you have to twist this into a men vs women thing.
To clarify on those prices—for the dresses I used not the highest bid, but the final price from the Christie’s site. So somebody did spend $9,375 total. Which is still bananagrams.