Dude looks more and more like David Lo Pan every time I see him…

i think they should rebrand this feature as Great Job, SEAN O'NEAL!

i'd be more worried about passing down certain genetic predispositions, like my father did to me (and, by all accounts, his father did to him). the fact i can't have kids and that my family name is likely to end with me doesn't bum me out all that much.

c'mon, isn't it a LITTLE hard to believe that someone would be fired from one high profile gig and then get hired by another company in the same industry? and then, he goes on to repeat the same sort of ill-advised behavior that got him shit-canned the first time?

…wait: there are OTHER ways to play D&D?!

DM: "The thief, Black Leaf, did not find the poison trap and I declare her dead."

i'm not bustin' on you but that totally sounds like the kind of amazed, irony-free thing my grandmother would have said and then i was reminded of those old Norman Vincent Peale radio shows she and gramps used to listen to.

yeah, its art that wouldn't have been out of place in an issue of Gaiman's SANDMAN - i'm seeing linework that is evocative of both Mike Dringenberg and Jill Thompson, maybe even the kind of look you get from pairing someone crazy like Kelly Jones with a totally straitlaced inker like, i dunno, Dick Giordano?

i'm trying to imagine the insane shit-storm this would have stirred up if it had came out in the 80s… i mean, seriously, it's like a straightforward take on the most fevered imaginings of Jack Chick.

uhm, maybe you haven't called anyone lately but let me assure you, there plenty of places actually forcing people to listen to an option to hear all the department listings or voicemail options in SPANISH!! "Por Favor Oprima Numero Dos para español"

depending on my mood, i answer "Klingon" or "Ork" when offered the opportunity to choose which ethnicity i identify as - does that count?

one of the nicest things we heard the weekend we got married was from this family friend of my wife's side at the picnic we had for her extended family.

i had candied bacon once at a party and only kinda nibbled the first piece i tried, because i just couldn't believe bacon frosted with a mixture of brown sugar and KARO syrup was going to be any good.

i got no beef with the dude but i think i knew everything i need to know about his D&D playing when i found out one of his longest-running characters was a fuckin' drow elf.

my wife works at a local community college and a month or two back, one of the young dudes circled back around to her office to talk to one of her co-workers a few minutes after she'd helped him with something and left the desk. "So, yeah, that fox who was just out here helpin' me? Is she, like, available for dates…

my youngest brother used to spend a lot of time going to auctions and estate sales. a couple years ago, he bought a bunch of those type of cans, many of which were unopened. for a while, it was one of the collections (old LPs, model trains, LEGOs, Playboys) he was pretty proud about but, eventually, he ran out of beer…

i hesitate to sound like a conspiracy theory freak but i honestly believe there's enough evidence out there about voting machine irregularities to believe Republicans already have had the ability to manipulate elections at least since the first GWB election in 2000.

well, i was born in 1972 and not on Twitter, so i had to look it up. and now that i have, i need to say thanks, for dropping my estimation of humanity three notches lower.

"HanAssholeSolo"? what does that even MEAN?

so, i'm not trying to over-think this, but is there any reason why the video had to be reversed? all the letters on the banner around the ring are backwards, meaning they must have used a mirror image to make this.