i have no doubt there's probably going to be argument over which brand of brats is best, so i'm gonna come right out and state my allegiance with Johnsonville. when i first moved here to WV in 2004, brats were still a rarity in all but the largest grocery stores and even then only available around July 4th - now, you…

i don't remember if it was in a promo issue or one of the collections, but i remember reading a proposal Moore wrote for Liefeld, outlining Moore's plans for Youngblood after finishing up his big Image crossover - i don't remember the precise phrase but Moore was suggesting that, maybe, just possibly, each of the…

-damn- Snake Plissken as Larry Bird was the ONLY part of that movie i enjoyed!

wait - are we putting him in the Hell of Boiling Oil? Hell of Upside Down Sinners? The Hell of Being Cut to Pieces? Hell of the Oily Dragon? The Hell Where People are Skinned Alive? The Hell of the Vast Cold (also known as Wisonsin in Winter, 1983)?

"What was THAT?!?"
"Six point nine on the Richter scale - hang on!"

since i grew up in olden times, in the days before Netflix or affordable DVD boxed sets, i still have junior high memories of reading my way through paperback short story collections of The Twilight Zone and Star Trek episodes (Captain Kirk-era) - in fact, there are probably a handful of episodes of both series i've…

it probably says something sad about me, but about the only album of his i've really listened to with more than half a brain was Murder Ballads and if you counted up the number of times i've listened to (and shouted along with) "Stagger Lee" it would easily be probably seventy-three times how often i listened to the…

i heard that statement in the voice of the old Norman Vincent Peale radio shit my grandfather used to listen to.

we just throw shit at the windows of your house or car.

AND WHUTS WITH ALL THAT DANCING?!

well, it does come in handy when someone wants to reach over and break off the thumb of the skagged-up methhead bouncing up and down in front of 'em.

-sigh- and the assholes Simmons is paying to do this will probably argue that Coven is clearly using the "thumb-tucked" version popularized by Ronnie James Dio. "As you can clearly see from our tracing of the appellant's hand, Your Honor, the Simmon's trademarked DevilSign(patent-pending) has the digit colloquially…

apparently by paying a bunch of lawyers to draw up the papers and being such a sad, soul-less piece of shit that you think you're entitled to monetize something people have been doing for centuries before you were ever conceived.

fuck this asshole - KISS has, like, two decent songs.

needs a hipster beard and waxed mustache.

i'll go with cautiously optimistic on that one.

i was gonna go with "asshole" but that works and it's only one syllable.

that might be the only way to chase Trump off Twitter: by forcing him to actually read all the comments from people outraged at his behavior.

i'd add in zombies and the xenomorph but, yeah, you're not wrong - i used to feel sorry for the poor treatment of robots in sci-fi stories when i was a little kid.

i still tell people about a potluck i went to about 15 years ago, where this one girl whose cooking was terrible brought a crockpot of corn nibblets. i figured, eh, that's pretty hard to fuck up and dished myself up a small serving to be polite. holy shit were those delicious! everyone else soon figured it out and, on…