i am routinely asked to bring Wisconsin cheese, especially cheese curds and mozzarella whips, back to WV whenever i mention plans to go home for a visit - you can find curds around here from time to time but they're expensive and never have the right consistency as truly fresh cheese curds. (which the ones from…

dunno, but if someone somewhere opened a similar outfit for Australian goods, i would totally shop there just in the hopes of finding reasonably priced TimTams - they carried some in the local Kroger here for a couple months and wanted something like $5+ a sleeve, which i was not willing to pay for 18 cookies or…

why would the 4TB hard drive be cheaper than the 3TB?

wait a second, i'm having trouble with this math… you're saying Gerard Butler is a double loser for being nominated for two Razzie awards and then a "double loser" again for not even winning a Razzie and thereby losing out to someone who gave an even worse performance, right?

but now put it on cable and have them get naked and swear a lot.

Quickly draws a featureless character with the word MEANING written on his chest JERKING OFF.

uhm, i don't think you've ever read a comic book about either Batman OR Spider-Man. if you had, you'd realize what you just claimed was an utter load of bollocks.

the war on terror created a whole shitload of federal grants allowing small town police to apply for extra funds to buy vehicles, guns, body armor - shit, Madison Wisconsin tried to buy a monster truck tank before the local hippies objected. (don't remember if they went through with the sale or not…) i actually…

HEY! i live in WV and… no, you're right.

finally watched it a couple weeks ago and while it was on the meh-side of okay, it was nowhere near as funny as i'd been lead to believe. literally the only time i laughed was when Justin Long smirked something about "There's that gay-talk again…"

me, i'm still hoping we pull a Blade Runner out of this somehow, although it's looking more and more like a 12 Monkeys-kinda deal…

you forgot to tell us "… the rest of the story" Mr. Vincent-Peale.

{scoff!} Jenny Agutter and "See You Next Wednesday" clips in the original were way better.

Make it a double-feature with Gilliam's Brazil and have something for everyone!

i would read that book.

"Oh, hey I read that boo-" KA-POW!

i didn't quite see the gun in the hand of "Second to last black dude on the left" at first and actually turned to my wife and said: "Why the fuck is this dude pointing at his dick in this photo? Is he… does he actually have an erection?!" She slapped me in the head and pointed out that isn't an erection, just the guns…

well, if Australia is fair game (i love Lazenby as Bond but had no idea he was a dirty Aussie) what about former colonies then? get Dev Patel in there! (now i'm picturing Bond and the SPECTRE agents pausing a huge gun battle for a Bollywood dance number and its fuckin' awesome.)

conversely, 50 years of Spider-Man stories gives you an incredible wealth of inspiration to draw from. why someone hasn't filmed KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT yet, i'll never understand… i think you could probably also have a really interesting crime story featuring Kingpin, Hobgoblin and The Rose film by cutting together the…

spent the weekend trying not to freak out about an injection i have to get into my fuckin' eyeball on wednesday - especially since the doctor actually scoffed while blowing off what i believe to be perfectly reasonable concerns about my ability to sit through an injection -into my eyeball- and my questions about…