is fry sauce "just" mayo and ketchup mixed together? i put just in finger quotes cause that shit is an awesome alchemy that results in something far better than either individual condiment. and jojos are like big broasted potato wedges, right? there's a deli over the border in ohio that sells something similar.

my last two cars were a 1997 Lincoln and a 2003 Cadillac, neither of which cost $2000 - it was back in roughly 2005-12, when gas was in the $3+ range, and, while they're not exactly fuel efficient, they were both really smooth, comfortable rides that were in great condition when i got them.

at first glance, i read that as "a furiously angry Taylor Swift" and it sounded kind of amusing.

Bushmills?! Isn't that Protestant whiskey?

his music is pretty much the best, too!

i have two things to say: Mark Dacascos used to make great action movies, didn't he? he did what is pretty much a flawless B-movie called SABOTAGE in 1996 that had an amazing cast: Carrie-Anne Moss, Tony fuckin Todd, Graham Greene and John Neville. lots of great action and fight scenes, as well as some actual…

i don't normally bitch about stuff like this, but he was given top billing as editor of the most recent Wild Cards novel (HIGH STAKES) and there were several sections that were just a fucking mess, with characters reacting to events that hadn't happened yet or interacting with characters they didn't meet until later.

dude, unless that kid is a total nerd into the same kind of pop culture bullshit we all are, he's never in his fuckin' life going to stumble across some random shit on goddamned AV Club - he's being photographed and talked about in shit like PEOPLE and the New York Times and The TODAY Show - i don't care if he's a…

huh.

Twitter doesn't allow swearing? what the shit kind of dumb-fuck bullshit is that?

why not use the full quote and just have it send "Shut the fuck up, Donny!"? are people really worried about offensive language anymore, in a country which went ahead and elected Mr. "Grab 'em By The Pussy"?

"The Chinese have a lot of hells." - Big Trouble in Little China

if TCM is doing that for real, it's fuckin' awesome and makes me wish i had cable and didn't have people coming over to wish me a happy fuckin' birthday. (not to sound bitter or anything but once i hit 40, i kinda just want to ignore the steady march of time and the accompanying decline.)

me and my lady just saw them friday night in Pittsburgh and it was a great show - Gaslamp Killer is a fuckin spaz but the rest of stuff was a blast

plus he gets a lifetime pass from me from his solo cut REAGAN. if you want politics in your rap, start there.

YES.

if only to hear all the different ways to pronounce "bheet cahppahs"… but i liked it anyway.

better yet, prepare the doubled portion in cupcake or biscuit tins instead of a big pan - individual sized portions! perfect for taking with you while walking the dog for a long walk later in the day…

my wife is from Cannonsburg PA and her mom makes something very similar for big family meals, only using a can of creamed corn and a can of corn nibblets instead of dried corn and milk - rest of the ingredients sound the same. i thought it was going to be awful when i heard it described (i loathe creamed corn) but it…

got a recipe from a friend i'm going to try for tomorrow's meal with the in-laws: cauliflower as loaded "fauxtatows" - boil a head of cauliflower then mash with either buttermilk and butter or cream chesse and sour cream (my friend's version was cream chesee but an internet recipe went with buttermilk…) then toss in…