way back in my college days, i went out drinking with a UW Badger football player who was dating one of the girls at my school. dude drank 21 fuckin' Zima at a sports bar… that's basically a case, all by his lonesome.

Shaq-brand STEEL or re-cast steel?

coopuns?

plus there was that whole thing about thalidomide in the purple shakes… there's a reason they keep Grimace around, y'know - he's a cautionary tale, maaaaaan.

making patties from cow pelt is, technically, 100% beef.

the Potato Ole at Taco Johns (tater tots with seasoned salt, basically) is pretty much my favorite mass-produced potato fast-food, although the Fiesta Potatoes at Taco Bell are pretty good too.

not everyone has access to good fast food, mostly - being omnipresent and a known quantity is a big part of the McD appeal; no matter which one you pop into, you know you're going to get that same dried, shoe-leather beef and strangely appealing non-texturized "chicken"… and c'mon, those fries do smell delicious,…

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"make it fit the story" indeed!

fuck. now i wish i hadn't even asked.

except you know that, eventually, some super-fan of Ultimate Jessica Drew is going to get hired by Marvel and will figure out some plot device to re-integrate her into the universe or multi-verse or whatever.

oooh - Top 10 is a great choice! especially the SMAX parallel, assuming i had some sort of powers that worked there.

and it will probably happen in the most random and/or heartbreaking way possible, too.

Zot's utopian "future" hands down… although living in the world of the Gold Key STAR TREK comics would probably be a fun place to visit.

i visited Minneapolis a few times but never lived there - that said, i usually hear really good things about the town… and i grew up in Wisconsin and am a Packers fan, so that's relatively high praise.

the market is stupid.

i only read RAT QUEENS when a new TPB is released, so i'm completely unaware of the drama surrounding the departure of Tess Fowler - do i even want to know?

it's dudley moore so i think it's pronounced "ohs-buh-splosh blhesh"

…you do you, bud.

that's the kind of story that should always be told with "BOOM! The end!"