don't worry - this is the unauthorized filmitization starring Dr. Steve Brule.

or we won't and fuck them. people like having everything in one place.

"Ghet dat wicked qweeah pissah onda vyewskreen, den faezah dat ass and whal ahl be hohmh in time fera beeh!"

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if i was barclay, it woulda been troi/seven/beverly* crusher "holo-novels" but whatevs.

pffft! dude, c'mon - replicatin' the plomeek soup.

u have a zune?! i have a zune too!

but the package is POSTAGE DUE.

alas, only in my dreams…

c'mon, DUDE - how insensitive can you be?!

"Forget it, Mrs. Langdon - it's Chinatown."

i got the Hellboy GURPS sourcebook about a decade back for Christmas and it coincided with my renewed interest in both new comics and roleplaying games.

that said, i'll probably keep dumping suggestions on you because i hate to see anyone walk away from comics for lack of inspiration of what to read next…

have you tried stuff from the 80's, like Alan Moorie's SWAMP THING or Grant Morrison's ANIMAL MAN?

i quit reading new comics on a regular basis in the mid-90s and have subsisted on nothing more than back issues, reading about the wider industry trends on the internet and making a periodic effort to check out trades from the library. a couple years ago, i started buying new comics in collected formats again but that…

Arya is still awesome - she can murder as man pedo-creeps as she wants, i don't care.

that could actually be a fairly brilliant "poison the well"-type plan: put out a bunch of $2000 direct to DVD features using the characters, stuff that makes The Room look like a lost Orson Welles masterpiece and then, once you've completely ruined any possible affection for the franchise, auction it off to someone…

i like Jamie Bell in most of the stuff i've seen him in. i was actually kinda pissed at the way (it seems, i have no insider knowledge) he got screwed out of the lead role in Jumper by Samuel L. Jackson's suggestion they recast the lead with Hayden Christiansen. (again, this is based on speculation and a…

here's advice i got once that has worked for me ever since:

yeah, but, they made a lot of money! so, by the logic espoused in the recent article about Lifetime movies, that means they are above reproach.