and you shoot webs out your ass, spider-man.

"Paging Sisyphus."

jesus, i was just talking with a buddy of mine about all the RPGs that we owned that we never actually played - RIFTS, Shadowrun, Burrows and Bunnies and shit-tons of GURPS sourcebooks to name only a few… the list is exponentially larger if you count games we only played once or twice, like Teenagers from Outer Space…

to be honest, Teenagers From Outer Space would actually be a perfect pairing for any of Korman's books.

cough Bob Salvatore cough, cough

i am pretty sure i loved every book i have ever picked up by this author, with A Semester In the Life of A Garbage Bag narrowly beating out the rest for favorite.

"I don’t know that you can be complex in huge budget movies, because the
aim of those movies is to appeal to audiences ranging from China to
Wisconsin to Iceland."

i bought a suicide knob for my car, which has a stick shift and, while looking for advice on whether optimal placement is 11 o'clock or 8 o'clock, came across a lot of sites which suggested they were illegal… until i found a dude who actually put together a website stating definitively they are NOT illegal and…

26th Smokey.

1.) what's up with that passive aggressive bullshit to the waitstaff, yo? did you just break up with your girlfriend at the Cheesecake Factory or something? because if i heard someone talking like that in a restaurant, i'd have to restrain myself from bumping into their table and spilling their water (or, preferably,…

"The thief Black Leaf did not find the poison trap and I declare her dead."
"NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'm going to die!"
"Marcie, get out of here. You're dead! You don't exist anymore."

i doubt you have the answer but… can anyone explain what "How come?" means, like, literally parse that shit out?

that just looks like a really bad case of frostbite.

oh, i can think of several ways it is possible to serve 22 oz in a vessel designed to hold only 16 oz - the most obvious is just by lying about it, but ignorance and the ability to do simple math are also acceptable substitutes.

i don't know if that was intended as high praise or not, but i'm taking it as high praise.

huh. wonder what the fuck i'm talking about then? insecticons were transformers, so it wasn't them… ooooh - looks like they were the Sectaurs! guess i should googled it first.

were those the 7 inch bug dudes that rode around on giant flies and spiders puppets, where your fingers made the legs of their steed?

i doubt it's still the case, what with TPB collections and the stink of the movie franchise but, for the better part of the late 80's, the second issue of the GIJoe comic was consistently one of the most highly valued contemporary comic books - i mean, in pre-90's speculator bubble terms, of course. i seem to remember…

well, the Nazi's hired Hugo Boss to design their uniforms. who'd Uncle Sam hire? the company that submitted the lowest bid…

"What should we do with the rest of the hour?"