"It's true, Your Honor. This man… has no dick,"

ooooh! i was THE ONLY PERSON in class who had heard of that book, when our professor mentioned it in our class on outsider art - since this was the mid 1990s, it was still considered a little weird (by some - this was an art class, so there were some other misfits in the room) when i was forced to admit it had been…

Where's Marlow? is featured prominently on the home page (does anyone still use that term?) under Drama and, while i think it would be better classified as a comedy, it's definitely worth checking out.

how else are we to know she is A Fancy Person? there's no default font that signifies cultured breeding or anything - this is the true terror of a democratic internet.

you are the second person i know with a story like this - the first is me.

another TV character you might like, if you're into the whole old-fashioned nice-guy who'll inspire you to be more like him-thing: Constable Benton Frasier of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, from Due South

maybe that's crass in your world. me, i'm not bothered by it. if anything, it's humorous.

i guess i'd understand this complaint if more of the books were being turned into movies or films but where's the evidence to support that? yes, Walking Dead is a big TV hit… but it was a big comics hit for years before the TV show even started.

i've been waiting on the trade and haven't picked it up yet, so i can't comment on the story so far… that said, everything i've read about the book and it's story sounds really interesting, so i'm looking forward to it.

i worked for a lawn care company in college and would routinely be driving around and walking through people's backyards for various reasons at hours of the morning when there is often no one else up and moving around - i was always half-convinced that anyone else i saw up and around during the earliest parts of my…

Rat Queens is awesome, as long as you love D&D and have a high tolerance for badass ladies who like to talk a lot of shit.

here's the part i don't understand about the knee-jerk objections to content in SAGA: i actually looked up from the big 2-page reveal about the dragon in Vol 5 for a second and was in the midst of wondering whether, finally, this was a valid example of the book going as over the top as i've heard complaints about……

da, tovarisch.

$6 for a single issue? is that a joke? i hope that means it's triple size, like the 80 page giants of old because, otherwise it presumably takes less than 20 minutes to read. and i don't care how exciting the story or dynamic the art, there is a limit to the number of times anyone is going to pour over those pages.

pfft. c'mon - i love the dude's work but i think anyone with even a casual knowledge of the man would have to assume alan moore was tripping balls and crocked out of his skull each time he "met" john constantine.

you also could have made a "Black Hole" joke.

or, maybe - and i'm just spitballing here! - MAYBE all those Stay Home Clubbers could wear their branded merch out in public, like to a bar, so they would be able to more easily identify others who want to just stay home and watch Netflix in a Snuggie!

yeah, that was my first thought as well: "Couldn't you just assign the card suits to different options, like Clubs = Attack and Diamonds = Dodge?" i figured i was missing something and also realized some people will pay a premium for artwork but i'm still playing (and introducing new people to) the original style…

that's interesting, man. see, for me, metal has always been more about attitude and atmospherics than any specific vocal style or instruments. i mean, if the criteria for metal is as simple as "screamy vocals no one really understands" then you leave out Anthrax or Iron Maiden or hell even shit like Body Count,…

ummm… yeah? why wouldn't we? i do, at least (the internet tells me they're usually lumped into the "stoner-metal" subgenre for whatever that's worth) but, honestly, my idea of what is or isn't metal is pretty wide open.