omg!!!! sloth! cant breathe! LOVE!!!!!

this spread looks more like high-class housewife porn than any kind of entertainment article.

why don't lawmakers get all up in dudes business and start shaming them for all the potential sperm they kill and waste by masturbating or when using spermicide? and couldn't we call men sluts for being sperm donors too?

for all the fat shaming gossip mag do, what they really should be focusing on is the terrible toes celebs have despite wearing their thousand dollar shoes. There are way too many a-listers with some d-list feet.

"We have noticed that the rise in the availability and use of cheap birth control coincided with increases in the rates of sex addiction, divorce, unmarried childbearing and abortion."

I think it could add an interesting element to the site if they go about it savvy enough. I'm sure a lot of people have the same dilemma after a break-up, divorce, separation, roomie move out where they are left with either too little or too much stuff, or fight over belongings. it would be a great aspect of the site…

whew

maybe chris "doo doo" brown smells like farts? and thats why the ladies have breezy on their booties.

so lets say you're out party, are pulled over while driving, or some other situation where you get arrested at the scene. does that mean they could strip search you on site? or can you only be searched while in an actual police station or jail?

and think about the jobs being created to field calls and requests, answer on behalf of politicans, heck they create a new gov. dept. for pregnancy permits. Like the DMV, except you get a license to procreate.

he only has 1, 673 followers? my vagina has more fans than that.

why not just go the extra mile and have women write to their local officials when they want to get pregnant and ask for permission to carry?

Yea, but this section was all about land possession. Not about what people did with their bodies.

Exactly where in the bible does it say that God rewards violence, verbal aggression, and lack of compassion to his most devout and faithful?

I feel like Solange will go to anything these days, so long as she's photographed.

I understand the reason for discouraging girls under 18 from wearing revealing clothing. But then again women are also shamed or made to feel embarrassed if they wear revealing clothing too—even if they have great bodies. So what is the appropriate age to wear things that are sheer, have cut-outs, or show midriff?

...can I presume the next trend will be young girls filming when they have cramps?

enjoy the cuteness now, kid. if you do that when you're older, folks just think you're crazy.

I would love to be at the party where he introduces his wife as Mrs. Dick Tupperware.

holy blue hammertoe on steven tyler!