I love sloths so freaking HARD!!! and to see them in person, which I have had the pleasure, seriously makes you want to quit your job to hug, love, and protect them.

I don't get why she needs to insist on making a movie comeback when she could probably (and more easily) start the damage control of her career by doing regular TV work, building back a fan base, and actively work on her acting skills in the process. Maybe this is also one of her big issues with getting her life…

she's be a great on a real housewives of... type of show.

trust me, I'm not judging, but reports make it seem like shes sitting home doing something "normal" like laundry and organizing her socks.

exactly how does one promote homosexuality? and how is homosexuality equivalent to pedophilia?

being a homebody for lilo probably means she has friends over to get wasted away from the paps.

I'm going to start talking like the folks on Downtown Abbey. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

I feel like everyone IS hanging out without me. How, as an adult, do you become the person everyone calls to hang out with or want to know what's up for the weekend? People like hanging out with me, I have friends, but I'm just never first to be asked to do anything and seem to always invite myself after I find out…

it honestly depends on the genre you aim to write about. non-fiction, self-help, medical, and lifestyle books are best being publishing by an actual publisher since they tend to cost more to put together and you really want someone else paying for nice paper and 4 color artwork. however, as someone who works for a…

damn you procatinator with your stupid genius mash-up of ace of bass "all that she wants (is another baby)" with cat carrying a kitten. i wanna be your friend so hard right now.

things would be so much easier if we could divide the states up and let people choose where to live based on the politics..like hunger games but without the hunger, games, and babies dying.

yay! now I can go back to drinking wine out of a paperbag without compromising my ability to still appear ladylike.

I think when people get married they should have to make up a new last name.

if it's one thing men know about its having babies, clearly.

Mob wives are pretty much most of the women in my family. During holidays, weddings, and funerals all the good gossip takes place in the kitchen with these ladies.

he's definitely more able-bodied than me and I have a fully functioning body. what an inspiration to all!

sounds like he perfected the downward dirty dog position quite nicely.

zing!

SEE! I would never think to match a blouse with tights. Maybe I should experiment with this??

I don't wear skinny jeans or pants so I guess I don't mind regular bottoms because they're not clingy. I guess the problem is tights are shaped to your legs so mine tend to look abnormally thin.