Indeed. Sounds incredibly fucking stupid to me. After wasting 2+ hours of my life sitting through the equally fucking stupid and offensive Inglourious Basterds (or however the hell you spell it) I had decided I was done with Tarantino forever. Then after seeing the trailers for this I had high hopes that this might be…

This really doesn’t sound any better than the fake ending on Wikipedia.  Not sure I want to see Brad and Leo murder some teenaged girls.

But Al Gore IS a joke and there is no such thing as Global Warming, oh I’m sorry, you guys rebranded...climate change. 

“When Stan sees MBP maul a kid outside Tegridy Farms, they realize Gore was right all along, and go back to him for help.”

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

I half expected the dance to transform into “It’s Raining Men” which, while a huge cliche, would’ve felt more in line with yknow, the last 13 seasons.

These are wonderful. Even now, I will never forget mail robot.

Ironically I cannot fix it now due to your comment, but thank you for reminding me that GoT is too far away

Actually it was an off-shoot of a running #cancelsouthpark gag they have been doing this season as a promotional thing. I’m surprised not a single person pointed that out. It means nothing.

In other news, smoking is bad for you.

What do you mean by that? Are you being sarcastic!? Is there an unconscious bias at play? Give me definitive proof that you are thinking what you say you are thinking, even though this is by definition impossible to prove!

Thank you for this.

I vote that we lock up the South Park guys and submit them to brain-monitoring technology that will tell us exactly what their intentions were when they make the joke, so (1) we will know what the correct reaction to it is, and (2) we will be able to tell minorities how they should feel about it as well.

Why would they waste their time SERIOUSLY attacking another cartoon? (It’s not funny or provocative)

Lol that the character of Apu has “haunted” anyone.

If the conflicting rights of two libertarians meet in the woods, do they cancel each other out?

It’s a joke on the fact that last year The Simpsons somehow managed to accidentally be the more controversial long running animated series despite, like, not having a talking piece of Christmas shit in it.  That’s something that Parker and Stone must find endlessly baffling.

Hmm, good question. Better cancel both shows, just to be sure. 

Couldn’t it be more commentary on how there were shitty things out there about CK and Barr, stuff that’s been out there for *years* prior to them ‘getting theirs’ that actions taken against them are basically band-aids to wounds that were already infected? It might feel good because *now* you’re recognizing shitty…