i would add the obnoxious use of “we” implies the author speaks for a plurality in the way that makes me want to ask, “WHO’S THIS WE?”

BANJO!

see also—

the guilt of european jewry is the same as that of the cherokee at the time of the trail of tears, and would reinforce your point.

YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD

the phrase i read in the old place was “woke for clicks” as in the signals of the headlines are in direct opposition to the means and ways of the corporate overlords.

just like the buttholes who complained about that last season of fargo!

I WAS GONNA SAY

theme submission/meme submission

what kind of welsh rodent says that?

Oh, that’s our shortstop!

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/02/democrats-stop-saying-but-her-emails.html

LOL CANUCKS LOVE THAT STUPID FLAG

SCRUB IT, THEN BURN IT, THEN SHUTTER IT.

YOU MISSED THE TWEET THAT SAID HE LOOKED LIKE KYLO REN AT BURNING MAN!