this needs to be pinned to the AVC masthead.

you would know!

::presents @dirtside with the art spiegelman atrocity award::

the internet’s biggest lie!

a calypso.

so if i’m following correctly, when a really famous pedo dies anytime soon, PAPER needs to lawyer up.

i’m with @pinkiefisticuffs on this— unless you have a family of mice living in your shorts, there’s no “we” about it.

a few years down the road, we’re looking at some class-action lawsuits by desistors — pharmaceutical/medical malpractice — get your law degree now, kiddies!

sean, below are 2 image macros i made to keep from having to reply to people who have poor reading comprehension (i have some others, but these are special b/c the font was designed by our very own @comedygoldjerry !)— use’em if you like.

“salacious cunt” is the title of my sex tape

yeah, that’s unfortunate, obv. a defacto victim-blaming strategy in lieu of putting the onus on the harasser to be remotely decent.

everything up to and including this story makes weiner seem like an overcompensating closeted gay man.

don’t call this a woman. this is male nonsense. give them an inch, and they take a mile. delusional white man is delusional, water = wet. next!

BRAVA!

if you get a chance, please read *Reviving Ophelia*

unless you managed to intervene against a molester and forgot to tell us, you’re no hero.

caption: THE THREEEEE AH-AAAAAAAAAAA-MIGOS!

maybe those wrong-thinking people could be, i dunno, rounded up and reeducated

i think the aphorism can be used to promote a kind of good behavior social contagion among some who are so inclined, and who seek fame. beyond that superficial layer, it could be that enough examples of genuinely grateful people exist who happen to be very famous.