When I first saw this car oh so many years ago, I couldn't stand it. I didn't understand it and it revolted me. As I've grown in my automobile edification, I've come to love this car like a Dr. Frankenstein loved his monster. A monster with a motor that for some reason always out performs itself. Now if I ever get the…

Just as she won't be driving a ZR1, she has also never stood next to a Superleggera, actually raced, or actually hosted a television show. This my friends is the online, photoshopping magicery of legends. In fact, she doesn't even exist outside computer screens...

One day only! One car only! Discounted so low we can't tell you on air! Come see for yourself! Don't let this chance pass you by like it passed over every other car in our inventory! Why can't I stop yelling!?

@SupermotoThud: No way, they're flags that unfurl whenever Grandpa get his groove "juuuuust right."

Note to self upon hearing ingenious and somewhat psychotic Jalopnik reader comments: 1)Find all Jalop readers' homes. 2) Avoid all aforementioned homes, neighborhoods, and cities.

No, he just got a new GPS and figured the geeky guy in the Prius would be able to help.

@Hello_Newman: It's Transformers. They've always been assigned a gender/sex. This is the 80s we're talkin' about here.

The Jalopnik readership is much more sad, twisted, and film noir saavy than I previously thought.

@Dr.Danger, Champagne of Commenters: BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!

The words Car Enthusiast may never, ever, ever, ever, ever , ever be followed by the words Camry Hybrid... This guy is gonna get booted just like the fat host from Top Gear did way back in season two.

As long as Tanner remembers to remove the stick from his @$$ before shooting for this show, he'll be fine. I ready for Adam to verbally abuse the cars they test. As for the last dude, did someone say Soap actor? WTF?

Err ahh, seriously? They made this movie? Don't get me wrong, I own Transporter One, I somewhat enjoyed Two, but even after the second I knew the franchise had held on about half an hour too long. From what I saw in the trailer, its just sort of a mash-up between the first and the second with an added imminent death…

I don't get it. I hate these stupid magic eye things! I stare at these damm blurry pictures for hours and never see a damned thing...

Did anyone else notice the wicked 8 cylinder engine when the hood, um, "opened(?)"?

Say what you want about the Bang, this just tells me that BMW is still using their heads. Sure they could make the same car as last year...and the last twelve years before that, but they're stepping out of the box that all the other cars before were made in. Feasibility be damned, THIS is progress.

I remember the first one when Captain Tool picked up the bike to go after Blackout, I was hoping it would become Arcee. I'll be quite happy if a Buell makes it into Tranformers 2.

It looks to me that no one knew what to do. People don't know how to help someone that crtically hurt these days. Had this happened back in the day, I'm positive someone would have been able to administer first-aid. I'm also positive the bastard who hit him would have stopped. I'm also positive that no one would try…

So while trying to come up with a better comment (alas I cannot) I looked back at the picture for inspiration and realized that David is in fact NOT wearing a white long sleeve shirt, it's just his ass-pasty arms.

I just looked up the plot key-words; "stabbed in the chest" and "grenade launcher" are the top two. Those words combined with these bitchin' cars...I mean c'mon, best movie EVAR!

@UDMan: Who said anything about post-apocolyptic? It's Death Race, not Mad Max.