You really have no idea how hyporcritical you are, do you?

It takes a lot of mental gymnastics to turn the murder of several elderly Asian women into a Christian affront against sex workers. 

That’s your opinion. Learn the difference between opinion and fact

Your blog post is abdolutely a stretch. Trying to blame someone who hasn’t been president for a couple of months now for a crime committed yesterday? So criminals refer back to a president’s perceived sentiments re: a certain ethnic group to fuel their rage.

Yeeeaaaahh ok

Shannon, i hope you’re forever judged by the deeds of your worst family members, both by blood and by marriage

Hilarious. I’ll just leave this here as a reminder to when you all were tripping over each other to see who would marry Cuomo first.

Quick question, TL;DR, but do you think you have enough Judas and the Black Messiah ads in this story, because I think you might need more.

Read this ridiculous trash and remembered immediately went I was staying away from jez. You're all idiots

Almost and certainly are two world's that should never be written next to each other with a straight face you idiots

Not condoning her behaviour, but an injury!? Seriously? That’s a scrape at best and I’m sure it will have zero impact on his trumpet playing, or whatever.

There will always be sometime who has more than you, you should get used to it and stop being offended

And you can live your pathetic little life hiding in your house afraid of a virus that will end up being no worse than the flu. If you're afraid, stay inside, wear a mask. Life is inherently dangerous, this virus isn't going anywhere, people need to live their lives

You can cry sexism all you want but the only person in grad school who told me that perhaps i should consider an easier class than microbial genetics, or who doubted my intellectual abilities at all, for that matter, was a woman

It’s so funny how you think the Republicans are behind this stalemate. Pelosi and Schumer are the ones who are pretty, stingy, and have been out of touch for years. 

You’re making huge leaps of logic that have no basis whatsoever in, you know, actual logic. Nice try tho

Yup, imagine any the idiots writing their insignificant little blog posts for jez doing their actual jobs properly, and the apparently nonexistent editors actually reviewing what gets posted. Their readers have to do their work for them. Unbelievable

“Bitterness without humor doesn’t make for a very compelling read.”

"The suggestion that employees who don’t meet Sedaris’s standards of service be dismissed and replaced by those who do is also a suggestion that customers get to decide who deserves to survive and who doesn’t."