Weed yo!

I love to fart. I love a good shit. But documenting it? I watched about 10 seconds before stopping because all I could think about is the fast food this guy ate that caused his flatulence. I’m thinking Wendy’s for sure. Pizza ...probably buffalo wings ... anything else?

MLB Network on a roll ...

Anyone remember Kaz Matsui? Remember when this happened to him?

Sounds like he’s saying, “Our coach sucks, and doesn’t know what he’s doing, so we have to do what it takes to win!” Which will of course result in hilarious sadness.

Tom Cruise is an alien.

He thought he the “art of the lie” down. “If I make eye contact with them they’re bound to believe me ...” Totally forgot about this. He deserves to be ridiculed as a horrible teammate. Just an unaware fuck. I’d say if he tries to pull any type of shit in Brooklyn he better watch out for the fans ...but there aren’t…

I think about death and dying every hour of every single day. It feels inescapable. I’ve had what many would deem a successful career, but I’m unable to fully enjoy it and life. I don’t know that I ever will. I continue the charade hoping I’ll figure it out one day.

Chuck should have been like, “Look at how your dressed you lazy fuck. Wearing a striped polo under a suit jacket on TV? Why don’t you get a pair of glasses that actually fit your face properly you tilted glasses wearing motherfucker.”

I am a Leafs fan. My friend asked me if I was going to watch Game 7. I told him no, I already know what’s going to happen. It happened. It sucks.

Yams. Sweet potato yams.

I got kicked off the varsity baseball team as a sophomore because I hid behind a garbage dumpster while everyone else was running laps. One of my teammates ratted me out. I was just trying to be funny! Bunch of jerks!

Fuck them both!!! I’m sitting on my couch. Ah, fuck me.

When I look at that guys picture all I can here him saying is “Errrrreeeeeaaaaarrrrr.”

Seeing a lot of bad reviews for this particular item. Really wanted to purchase ...but the amazon reviews have scared me away.

Seeing a lot of bad reviews for this particular item. Really wanted to purchase ...but the amazon reviews have…

As a 40 year old who grew up in New Jersey loving east coast hip-hop in the 90's, this hit me hard. Respect. RIP Craig Mack.

Ivan Drago’s son?

Damn, this bring back memories! I loved this movie as a kid! Now I’m gonna’ watch it again, but this time while smoking a spliff!

*pelvic* injury.

Anyone need a diamond cut?