But what is Kavanaugh’s position on the Cannibal Witch? Does he hold a door for her when she has a sack full of small children? I hope at least he won’t hold the door for the Cannibal Witch if she has more than four children in her sack who she is taking off to her gingerbread and marzipan cottage. Although I wish he…

I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

I laugh-cried.  Then cried-cried.

Wait, what?

If you send unsolicited genitalia pictures to someone than I see nothing wrong with them sharing that picture and mocking the poor composition/lighting/cropping/etc. Don’t fucking send pictures of your genitalia to anyone without express permission.

Holding doors should really be left up to the states, tho.

“I’m not blaming, but [blames]"

“im not blaming, but....”

I’ve just been pronouncing XXXtentacion extension and that’s fine I think.

I will never stop being creeped out by merchandise inspired by this book/show. 

Just because I’m a huge map AND history nerd, what is this horseshit? Why would individual states that didn’t exist in 1824 be marked off (E.g. Wisconsin, 1848), while others that did actually exist are not? (E.g. Missouri, 1821).

Monster(s). After the woman bricked the old dude remember that four other adult males jumped the geriatric and beat the everloving fuck out of him. Even if the guy had shoved the woman’s kid on purpose as opposed to on accident, the response was insanely extreme.

Who are you arguing with?

I’m gonna get a lot of flack for this but my take is Scarlett Johansson is conventionally attractive and a bonefide star, proven as a lead capable of carrying a movie?

Why does she have to defend herself for getting roles? The people who cast should be catching flack more than her. If she thinks the role is right for her and it helps develop her craft - why wouldn’t she take it?

That actually does sound like a mental or emotional problem.

Terry Crews is such a fucking treasure. I would say that it's appalling that men as old as 50 Cent and Russell Simmons are still acting like 12 year old boys in P.E. but it's not appalling at all. What sad pieces of shit they must be. 

There’s a 100% chance Ivanka never read the report and only put her name on it.

Yeah, I thought it was maybe a bit deep/dark for the beginning of a young children’s movie - I was not prepared for what I wrongly assumed would be a very simple, cute animated short before a Disney feel good movie. But I didn’t think it was confusing at all, as an adult.