These are the life lessons I come here for.

Everything Neil wrote — from the initial tweet to the response — was absolute garbage, including using his kid as a shield for his own opinions.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

I stand with the restaurants. Both as a veteran, and as a chef. Enjoy your unseasoned prison food. (I’m not lying. It’s the same quality product being shipped in. You wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly threw the recipe cards out the window before just seasoning the shit, myself.)

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

Wait... Isn’t this progress? Wakanda has existed in Marvel comics for fifty years or so. Didn’t it used to be that whifolks always dismissed the possibility that an ultra advanced African nation could exist in real life? Why are we mad that has changed?

THIS. This article perfectly encapsulates why I can’t stand Rich’s articles.

Yes. I think middle-aged people (like me) may have a better perspective on what things were really like in the ’60s and ’70s. If it got out that a gay man was working on a children’s show, that would have been a huge scandal and there’s no doubt the show would have been shut down immediately. To Rogers, the show was a…

I have seen a couple of sites trying to make a fuss out of this and say that homophobia was some sort of skeleton in Fred Rogers’ closet. But that is really judging people of half a century ago by the morality of today. It is amazing that Clemmons wasn’t fired. Gay people (especially men) around children was regarded…

But still, it illustrates the finite nature of Mr. Rogers’s ideals. “I like you just the way you are,” he often said, but in the case of Clemmons there was a caveat: “...I just need you to show less of the way you are.” This information through the lens of contemporary culture, in which an employer legislating what…

Yes.

I feel great sympathy for the families, but those “what if...” questions will do nothing but make you crazy. What if my loved one had a cold that night and stayed home? What if he had been standing somewhere else? What if the security guard had shot the assailant? You can’t rewind time and change the events. No…

Wait...wait..wait, so the lawsuit is claiming they wanted unspecialised beat police officers to storm a crowded and dark nightclub full of civilians guns blazing in the hopes that in the crossfire they might kill the gunman when said gunman had already claimed to have a suicide vest and explosives...

I think sociopaths assume that all other people are like them.

Um I don’t torture my sims or whatever the rollercoaster/zoo tycoon people are called and was always freaked out by anyone doing that (or mutilating dolls - why do people do that).

Not only have I never tortured my Sims, I have turned off the death feature. In my Sims world, everyone has a mansion and the absolute best clothes. Who are you monsters???