You don’t see their very recent hiring of Dončić’s national team coach as a hole in this theory?

With the #2 Pick in the NBA Draft...the Sacramento Kings select LiAngelo Ball

He doesn’t have to...from a marketing standpoint the Suns pretty much HAVE to take Ayton. The Suns have been a dumpster fire for long enough that they have killed their fan base. They need to make a move that revitalizes the fans and makes them forget the last 10 years ever happened (Look at Minnesota, it can…

A slovak to the showers would have been much classier.

I would have expected a more laid back, bohemian response.

Best part is Sakkari’s reaction. The hop, the freeze, the backpedal.

Yea, hulking out in front of the ump is not a praguematic choice

In that kind of situation she’s gotta keep her temper in czech

Golfers are the absolute fucking worst. Nothing—nothing!—can interrupt their precious goddamned game.

Was he really taking it as a masking agent? Or was he taking it to look a little slimmer and drop some water weight? I guess no one truly Cano for sure...

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

Thanks, I’ll remember that for my next albatross

Let’s Remember Some 1991 Baseball Dudes, Motorized Infantry Edition

Leave it to the Raiders to draft a guy who might leave the field in a Hurst.

More like Pooperintendent amirite

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

This is about a James Harden step-back away from being human trafficking. I’m actually struggling to find the difference the more I think about it. 

It’s exactly these kinds of shenanigans that keep me from competing in Ironman events. That and a life of slothful lethargy and general ill health due to poor diet, plethoric bong hits and excessive alcohol intake.