You’re the best Deadspinner, Chris Kluwe, and we all hope you know that.

Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

And like a good Trojan, he already has a complete disregard for the rules.

Are you sure? I thought he was on ‘That 70's Show’ in LA. Nowhere near Creighton.

Cavs Kipe Kyle Korver, Cleveland Clears Cap Crap

Hey now. You are NOT an all star. Do NOT get your game on. Do NOT play.

I think it’s one of those “we get that it wasn’t intentional, but you still can’t pull that shit” fouls.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

It’s not even like he was on the team during their playoff run last year and his emotional support means anything. He’s been through nothing with this team. He’s just a tall dude in jeans spewing platitudes at his new coworkers. Nobody likes that guy.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

I don’t think you’re alone now

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Karma’s a bitch, and these guys pissed her off the second they fired Tomsula.

The nice thing is Kelly had plenty of time to reflect and ponder his next move during the 6 hour drive home when he left Levi’s Stadium for the last time.

So the question is does he try to stick with the NFL or give Phil Knight a blowjob to get the Oregon job back? 

I never said it was my Malibu.

Like hell you’re a Bills fan. No Bills fan has a Malibu that new.

Oh, SNAP!

He looked like he'd already been with Leather.