WW is great, a lot of people are shitty with it purely because the Game Cube Zelda teaser showed an adult, "dark gritty" Link at an E3 years before so that's what people were expecting.

I loved the game, I rate it almost as highly as OoT, (the only bit that loses it points is the sheer amount of sailing required in the middle section).

Pah, I listen to Classical and Jazz and left a Rancid gig without one of my nipples.

Cycling is another one - I own a bicycle that cost more than three of my cars combined, I like cycling.

Oh women are the fucking worse for it - my Profile pic is changed every couple of months, (otherwise my ever goring hair would be rather a shock to any poor bastard who actually wanted to meet me).

I try, (try being the operative word), Internet dating and don't lie on my profile.

Jimmy Hoffa, The last Loch Ness Monster and David Bowie's codpiece from Labyrinth.

He details it in one of his books - I watched a documentary years ago on the BBC where he mentioned it thus:

I find being on the autistic spectrum works out pretty well - I'm a painfully logical person, it's how my entire life is structured so programming does come easy to me, as it's just one giant logic pattern that needs solving.

I've waited so long to use that Dogma joke, in context and to be able to use it in context with a second Dogma is just awesome.

Everything Bolt wears has been given him!

It sounds like you're implying the only way to grow as a people is to cast off religion? Am I right or have I misread the general message of your text?

I get what you say, but I'm just on the other side of the fence - cutscenes and graphics have never been a great draw for me as my first console was an Atari 2600; like you said, the gameplay is perfect and I'm, personally, happy with that.

Jesus, because you can't dress up your virtual doll all pretty the game is broken?

It's not the same as saying the game is incomplete - just where the hell does this idea come from!?

What no Flight of the Navigator!?

I wouldn't call Memento time travel - it's told using an different narrative to most films, (see also Baise Mois, - or er don't if you're squeamish).

Heh, awesome.

Still not irony :p

They don't - for the same reason America doesn't get NC-17 and be done with it, (or alarmingly these days, R ratings).