Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

Well, here’s your gif you salty, salty bastard.

Yea, but Philip Rivers has all the characteristics you look for in a franchise quarterback. You can’t pass that up to stick with a second rounder like Drew Brees.

Meh, he’s not tall enough to be an elite quarterback.

When it first debuted, I found it very genuine, but as you say, once I actually listened to the strategy preamble (“I calculate 38.9%” or whatever absurdity it was) it became apparent it was an act.

There’s a fantastic little “nnnnnnnn” between the two words that just massages the back of your neck. “Leeeeeeeeeeroy nnnnnJeeeenkiiiiiinsss.”

I never really thought it was real, simply because nobody actually comes up with “chance of survival” when running a raid. Plus, them berating him at the end sounds scripted and insincere.

I was always under the impression that it was an exaggerated recreation of an actual event because we have all been there.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

Similarly, there’s nothing wrong with calling a football game a match.

Ever hear of a synonym, asshole?

Apparently, I had too big a lunch and my mind did some kind of idiotic merger between the Seahawks, the Falcons and the NBA Hawks.

I mean, they already pretty much exclusively use “Mick Krizilonski” at this point when describing the Duke coach, so I can see it fitting in with their house style.

4chan goes with Washington REDACTEDs and I for one think that’s the best one out there

This would be the best thing ever if every media outlet that doesn’t want to call them the Redskins started calling them the RedHawks instead.

I removed my star from your original comment after I got to this stultifying response. Do better.

What?!

Get fucked.

Yes, it’s minor, and a ridiculous complaint.