ok then dont do it. some people are into it, some people arent. go read something else.

The BDSM community has covered this extensively in books, articles, etc. that are far more comprehensive and elucidated than this article. If you really want to know the details of how this works in a safe and enthusiastically consensual way for people (as opposed to just displaying how triggered your are), Google is…

I’m really not sure I understand the implication here. Is the idea that rough sex and consent are incompatible (Which is objectively incorrect), or is this more a criticism of the wording of the article?

I don’t know what’s weirder: those bots, or that somebody had a misplaced grudge over a 4 year old article at the top of their mind.

is explicitly stolen

That video was published 2 days after the article was published.

If I’m Messi rich or even Mourinho rich, I could stop there and be happy, or at least not risk public embarrassment and maybe jail time (yeah right) and just pay my damn taxes. But then I lack vision and imagination, so...

I could give Boomer Esiason and Craig Carton a year in Japan and they would come back not speaking Japanese and complaining that the people there should speak English to make things easier.

So is the entire Spanish football world the province of tax cheats, or does someone in the Spanish tax authority root for Atletico Madrid?

Is tax evasion the unofficial national past-time of Spaniards and those who just live in Spain?

i’m starting to become envious of Spain...imagine if the IRS had the personnel to investigate and prosecute tax dodgers in the US.

Here you go dude, grab yourself a ball if you want it so badly. Some of the proceeds probably go to prostate cancer research or something:

The funny thing is like 30 minutes before his rant, he posted a picture of a Father’s Day ball he had already gotten.

Honest question: are you new to Deadspin? Lame puns in the comments section is kind of what the comments section here is known for. As in, that’s what the editors foster with their ungraying, because that’s what is valued by them for this site. A very loosey goosey, irreverant commentariat.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I’m hoping he gets blue balls to last for a lifetime.

Ideally: “Espn doesn’t condone staff swearing at the general public, but in this instance, we’ll make an exception”

Here’s hoping both ESPN and RotoGraphs each respond with a one-word “yes” and leave it at that.

Zack deleted this one but my god

Zack is getting dunked on in the replies, and he’s resorted to snitching

You seem to be implying that those were bad moves. As a Clevelander I have to say that they were not, and that any implication of such is factually insane.