Close enough:

I can't find a gif of my namesake melting, but it would be fitting for now. I mostly lurked here, except for my reviews of Farscape and Hannibal with Dr. Jacoby, oh god, in 2014. Still, it will be missed.

RRRREEEEEVVVVVVVEEENNNNNNNGGGGEEEEE

Is there a way to format in Kinja? I guess quoting in the meantime will pass, but it's going to be annoying if you can't even quote in italics.

This needs to be a thing. Especially after the switch.

I haven't read The Dark Tower, but your response makes me think of a Sandman film. I still want it to be a one off that tells the story of Alianora who appears at the end of A Game of You. Her story is probably something that's haunted me because it wasn't told, but I can't help wanting it. Plus her discovering Dream…

God, I'm right there with you. I love Dan Harmon, but Vonnegut shaped me while I was growing up. The Sirens of Titan is my favorite work by him and one I've found myself returning to. I am thrilled at the prospect of this being made, but I'm now equally as nervous. Still, the ending of Rixty Minutes from Season 1 of…

I agree with a lot of this. Season 5 of Buffy was my favorite when I watched it. Both Buffy and Gilmore Girls had some of their most iconic moments after the magic of their worlds started to show cracks. I can't imagine a Gilmore Girls without the dinner scene from "Friday Night's Alright For Fighting", which felt…

I would really enjoy discussing how Sikozu is wonderful and Season 4 might be my favorite cast, even if it had some of my least favorite episodes. Also "Merry Frelling Christmas". Are we just not going to discuss that? Because I think we need to discuss that.

Knowing Brett Dier now makes it so bizarre. And hah, I loved whenever Caleb would visit and he wouldn't be allowed to say "ghosts" so the conversations would be so vague.

I rarely comment here anymore, but have to on the day of the Pretty Little Liars finale. I think if they nail this finale, a lot of people will find it in the future and discover how utterly bizarre the show really was. It starts off as a teen soap, but beginning with the third season, descends into a world of dark…

Hah, I'm the opposite. The more ridiculous it got, the more engaged I was. It dropped pretty much all pretense of reality and crashed into a world of scooby doo logic. I'm sad to see it go.

I like it, but only because it makes me think of The Neon Demon, a movie that is so ridiculous I can't help, but love.

Damnit all.

It's that or a flash forward in time.

That's honestly what I think might happen. They're setting up Bonnie's ultimate happy ending to be with Enzo and that almost certainly means death. I'm going to be so pissed off if that happens.

It's been better than last season and some of the dumb new characters grew on me.

I've just caught up and I have to say the thing that's stuck with me the most is Seline's response to Dorian asking how dumb she thinks he is:

I'm catching up for the finale and SCREAMING at Alaric. What the hell is his problem? The kids are so obviously the source of their problems and having vampires around are the only reason he still has them. They go along with Seline's plan because they're clearly interested in learning more about that part of them. In…

She was such a great character pre-season 4. And I loved that every time the show was like, "Damon or Stefan? Which one are you going to choose?" Elena would just come out and say, "No shit I'm choosing Stefan. Are you an idiot?" And so all the love triangle bullshit was mute. Post season 4 it took over the show and…