Americans for American car parts!

I wanted to make a joke with a third collaborator to make a John Daly, but apparently there aren't any songs or albums called vodka

They'd still be just as dumb if Beyonce won (which she has done a thousand times) but then I bet this article would be about how important the Grammys are in giving a voice to marginalized groups. Like when they ran that asinine article about cancelling the Oscars because Trump. Everything is either amazing YAAS ALL…

Man when they went through all those really dated looking movies and there's Point Break with its gorgeous camera work… looks like it could have come out today.

Sine yo pityy on the runny kine!

I don't know how they make them nowadays but my parents' bottle of Disaronno that had to have been at least ten years old when I was in high school must've weighed five pounds in glass alone

By the end though he just became an extension of Maggie's character and didn't have anything to do that didn't involve her.

Same in Minneapolis. Ride to the airport with Uber was $16, ride from the airport with a taxi was $48 for the same route. Airport taxis charge you double though because it's the cost of the way there and the cost of the way back to the airport.

Gimme a break bozo, did you even watch this season? They made (Mr. Garrison as) Trump look like the unqualified racist sexist piece of shit he is and nearly every episode focused on his incompetence and dread of it being a real possibility, ignoring making fun of Hillary for the most part beyond the "people just…

That time he dropped the N-bomb to John Cena in front of Booker T… on regular TV… good lord.

A Discovery Channel reality show about striking gold in the swamp it is!

Malort is a totally astro-turfed movement by hipsters clawing for local authenticity.

I tried to look him up and he only has a Wikipedia page on the German Wikipedia despite being ostensibly an American. What a chump to get killed in Racine

Remember, don't shoot food!

Captain Marvel could still be John Cena. And that would be awesome.

No, Shazam!

It's not like Patton is the most selective guy either. He was probably too busy guest-starring in every single sitcom simultaneously.

As well as most Disney movies, leaning overwhelmingly on the dead side.

I don't like moms. They're coarse, they're rough, they're irritating… and they get everywhere

Kind of like how Obama won, but wasn't Bush, therefore Nobel Peace Prize