The first time I saw that intro, I honestly thought I was seeing the future.

Condolences? Who wouldn't want to be Swag Onion: Secret Alter-Ego of Todd VanDerWerff (that isn't a secret at all)?

Condolences? Who wouldn't want to be Swag Onion: Secret Alter-Ego of Todd VanDerWerff (that isn't a secret at all)?

Not Full House, but I used to watch the shit out of Two of a Kind. That show was awesome, and for a 10 year old, the Olsen twins were fricken adorable. I haven't seen it since I was 10 or 11, so I assume it was awful. But it was great when I was young because cute girls.

Hahaha, it looks you don't know your own age. I'm…I'm an idiot. I'll show myself out…