My favorite part is Harry Dean Stanton in the prison camp screaming ‘AVENGE ME, BOYS!! AVEEENGGEEEE MEEEEEE!!’

It was either North Korea or China, yep!

Oh come on how could you possibly have left the original RED DAWN out of this list???? It’s practically a how-to guide for America’s youth!

They often include ingredients for recipes that would require someone to visit multiple grocery stores, or specialty stores like Asian markets. I used it for several years when I was living in a really rural area and just didn’t have access to a decent grocery store and couldn’t get anything much beyond staple foods.…

are you seriously this stupid? you think it’s a great idea to have over a dozen venomous snakes living under your house? you realize people (especially elderly people) die from snake bites, right?

Really, though, why would they WANT to keep his resurrection a secret? I feel like Jon being brought back from the dead to serve some super important magical purpose would be something they would want to emphasize to Dany and her crew, especially considering how skeptical they are of the undead army’s existence.

JUDAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Right? Shit, if I were her, instead of lamenting my bygone heydey, I’d be sitting on a beach somewhere drinking daiquiris and writing a tell-all memoir. I’m sure she’s got some great dirt on Trump.

I swear the ice cream truck in my neighborhood is driven by some sadistic child-hating monster, because it drives around the neighborhood for hours every day....too fast for kids to catch it. By the time we get money and get downstairs, it’s at the end of the block. This person is driving this truck like 30 miles an…

I mean....if I asked someone ‘Hey can you please stop doing this incredibly annoying and actually illegal thing’ and they responded with ‘fuck off’ it would be WAR. Sorry.

GGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I admit that I get super ragey when I go to the pool and I see a group of muslim moms all huddled in the shade, covered from head to toe, undoubtedly sweltering, while their husbands are in the water in swim trunks, playing with the kids. It’s fucked up.

I’ve tried and tried with Everlane, but their clothes are just sooooo all over the place in terms of quality and fit. Some things are beautiful, some things look and feel super cheap, some stuff runs randomly huge, some stuff is tiny. I sold most of my Everlane stuff on ebay and now I’m down to a silk tank dress, the…

Is all this ‘Teen Week’ stuff making anyone else feel like they are WAY older than the average jezebel writer/commenter? Cause....that’s what it’s doing for me! I was in high school from 1998-2002 and all anyone every wore, at all, anywhere, was Abercrombie & Fitch. All Abercrombie, all the time. Even on pajama day.

My thoughts are to just eat a reasonable serving of regular ice cream, because we’re all going to die one day anyway.

YOU GUYS I NEED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS STUFF I BOUGHT. So I’m 33, I have pretty fair skin that is insanely sensitive, prone to breakouts, redness, oiliness, AND dryness, and I’ve been looking for a sheer-to-medium BB or CC or sheer foundation or some goddamn thing for YEARS, ever since they discontinued my holy…

There’s a kid in my son’s class named Sir James :(

Yup. Hopscotch and Jazz Fest FTW!

As someone who has gone swimming in Lake Erie many, many times, all I can do is laugh.