She’s also been AMAZING on American Gods!

WHY IS THAT LUNATIC WOMAN TOUCHING THE SHARKASS WITH HER BARE HANDS I MEAN WHAT THE HELL COME ON

I’m convinced if you watch this scene enough times all the secrets of the universe will be revealed to you.

My favorite scene is when Ken Marino crashes the van for no reason. I’ve literally sat and watched that scene over and over and over, laughing until I cried. I....may or may not have been stoned at the time.

My cousin’s son asked for a doll for Christmas one year when he was about four years old. My cousin’s husband, who is a jock asshole, gave him a hard time and asked him why he wanted a doll? The kid (who was FOUR, mind you) looked at him and said, “Because I want to be a daddy some day!”.

NO CHURCH IN THE WILD

Ugh christ every blonde mongrammed mom in the entire south is going to be driving one of these goddamn things.

So, my 6 year old son has ALL of these and loves them. He’s actually currently playing with one. If a bunch of ‘cool’ boy dolls makes it more ‘acceptable’ for little boys to play with dolls I’m all for it.

Me! My story is down in the greys but I haven’t spoken to my emotionally abusive asshole dad in two years. I spend Father’s Day celebrating my husband, who is a wonderful father to our son, thank god.

I haven’t spoken to my dad in two years. The last time I saw him was when my husband and son and I stopped in to visit him during a road trip. We got to his house late on a Friday and left early Monday morning. The intervening two days were an absolute nightmare, culminating in my father going on a horrifying rant on…

My aunt’s pregnant lab ate an ENTIRE 30 lb Thanksgiving turkey, bones and all.

So my husband’s asshole white-supremacist cousin has been ALL OVER this shooting today, posting thing after stupid thing on facebook about the ‘radicalized left’ and how violent liberals are etc etc and I think it’s SORT OF INTERESTING how he managed to not post a single thing about the deranged Trump supporter who…

This is why reading is important, kids!

I think the fact that he was 17 when they got involved might have something to do with it...:/

So is draymond green’s mom gonna be this year’s ayesha curry? She raised a cockpunching, shit-talking asshole with no sense of sportsmanship or class. Good job, lady.

Imagine how a surburban housewife might come to realize her reality is a lie.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin. L I V I N.

Hey, man, you just gotta do what Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd wants to do.

Cheers for the people who got the joke, jeers for those who didn’t. If you’ve never seen Dazed and Confused go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

High school boys, man....I get older, they stay the saaaaaame age.